I won’t beat around the bush. I don’t think is going to win Eurovision 2016.
Unless the voters of Europe suddenly decide that someone shouting over a rip-off of a James Bond theme is the best thing to happen to Eurovision music since Johnny Logan. Fair play to them for the orchestral backing, but really – this is far from memorable or uplifting.
I can say with some certainty that we’re not going to be watching the Eurovision 2017 final ‘en direct’ from Tirana.
If all of that hasn’t put you off, then click above for the video. I guarantee it will exhaust you…