…to adequately describe the level of madness this story relates:
Staff of the University of Lagos have lauded the work of one of their postgraduate students, Chibuihem Amalaha, for an experiment in which he claimed observations of magnets provided proof that homosexuality is unnatural.
Mr Amalaha claimed that as the poles of magnets repel those of the same type, this “means that man cannot attract another man because they are the same, and a woman should not attract a woman because they are the same. That is how I used physics to prove gay marriage wrong”.
I’m assuming scientists at universities all over the world are stunned at this latest addition to our scientific understanding of human sexuality. And at the liberal interpretation of the term “experiment”.
Or perhaps, they see it for the thinly-veiled piece of homophobic trash it is.
I’m still undecided, obviously.
“In recent time I found that gay marriage, which is homosexuality and lesbianism, is eating deep into the fabric of our human nature all over the world and this was why nations of Sodom and Gomora were destroyed by God because they were into gay practice,” he said.
Mr Amalaha added that his tutors have praised his research: “Recently my lecturer at the Department of Chemical Engineering, Profesor D S Aribuike, pointedly told me that I will win Nobel prize one day, because he found that my works are real and nobody has done it in any part of the world.”
He said his next goal is to get his research published in international journals.
And good luck to him. I’m confident frequent and accurate citing of ancient religious texts will facilitate such acceptance by the wider scientific community. Bonus point of bible-thimping, if you will.
Hat tip to Pink News for sharing this amazing piece of scientific journalism with the rest of the world. If you’d like to read the remainder of the hilarious (yet sadly, in Nigerian terms, “serious” journalism) article, you can do so here.
*washes hands thoroughly*