Ireland’s worst driver, finally caught…

The BBC has the story:

Details of how police in the Irish Republic finally caught up with the country’s most reckless driver have emerged. He had been wanted from counties Cork to Cavan after racking up scores of speeding tickets and parking fines. However, each time the serial offender was stopped he managed to evade justice by giving a different address.

But then his cover was blown. It was discovered that the man every member of the Irish police’s rank and file had been looking for – a Mr Prawo Jazdy – wasn’t exactly the sort of prized villain whose apprehension leads to an officer winning an award.

In fact he wasn’t even human.

Prawo Jazdy is actually the Polish for driving licence and not the first and surname on the licence,” read a letter from June 2007 from an officer working within the Garda’s traffic division. Having noticed this, I decided to check and see how many times officers have made this mistake.

“It is quite embarrassing to see that the system has created Prawo Jazdy as a person with over 50 identities.”

The officer added that the “mistake” needed to be rectified immediately and asked that a memo be circulated throughout the force. In a bid to avoid similar mistakes being made in future relevant guidelines were also amended.

And if nothing else is learnt from this driving-related debacle, Irish police officers should now know at least two words of Polish.

As for the seemingly elusive Mr Prawo Jazdy, he has presumably become a cult hero among Ireland’s largest immigrant population.

This should not be read as an indictment of the driving habits of Poles resident in Ireland, rather as an example of the sheer fecklessness of the Garda Traffic Division. If you can’t even spot the name on a driving licence, you should be wearing the uniform. Read the article again – it wasn’t an isolated case. This must have been a number of the Garda’s brightest and best registering “Mr Driving Licence” as a criminal.

Nice one, boys. This is how Irish jokes start…

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